But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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