Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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