hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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