I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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