it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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