Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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