Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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