considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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