TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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