he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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