Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Help. Why am I so naked?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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