I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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