I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
