3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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