Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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