My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
