D3 body, D1 cock
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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