"it" just moved
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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