I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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