im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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