I wish i was in the wii world.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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