My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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