okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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