I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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