just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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