I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
