he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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