Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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