its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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