This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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