You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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