Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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