I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She's the barista slut.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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