i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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