Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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