its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize
