you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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