It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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