Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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