what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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