in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just want nice things and good sex
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
my liver is dry heaving
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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