I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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