David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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