Duck Duck Cougar?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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