Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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