Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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