you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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