On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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