Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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