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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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