I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
