would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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