felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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