distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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