Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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