My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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