I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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